| parents: | wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful |
| family: | surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet |
| friends: | omg you are soooo pretty |
| boys: | i've never really seen this species of animal before |
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via dropittt)
